Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
no, he came in my armpit
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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