Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she woke up with a sticky ear
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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