:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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