at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
