i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
