I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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