pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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