Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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