in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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