Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
