Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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