did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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