i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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