okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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