I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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