You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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