Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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