have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
we should paint friendship bongs
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