I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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