Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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