At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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