He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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