best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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