all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
