Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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