So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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