What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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