Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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