Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
