at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Acid is not a monday night drug
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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