You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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