so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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