You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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