They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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