4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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