Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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