wake up i wanna do it froggy style
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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