my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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