i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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