New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
When are your genitals available?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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