whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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