We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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