oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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