Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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