Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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