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Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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