none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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