bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
