you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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