Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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