You made me cry and you don't even care
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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